The curtain is wheeled away to reveal MRS WORMWOOD. We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. From offstage, MISS TRUNCHBULL blows on her whistle. MATILDA Yes! I'll have her for that. MISS TRUNCHBULL Is there still time for the Bi-Annual Inter-Championship Amateur Sausage . Has my daddy told ya WOMAN: She's just delightful. Completely different cars, sir. 2022 | Maturity rating: PG | 1h 56m | Kids & Family Movies. But time is the one thing no one is master of. Suddenly, out came the Escapologist, dressed as usual in his tights and spangly costume. MATILDA: But time is the one thing no one is master of, and as time passed, and they grew quite old, and still, they had no child. MISS HONEY Each newborn life a canvas yet unpainted, . MATILDA starts pouring the hair dye into the Oil of Violets bottle. And good luck with the Tolstoy. All right! He flails around the stage.] And people would come from miles around: kings! Erm, well, as you know, Matilda is in the bottom class. See, I know your headmistress. You have to stay inside the circle all the time. MRS. PHELPS: Matilda, this is . What is it? And even if you could, BIG KIDS [He brings out a load of cash and starts leafing through it.] MRS WORMWOOD . She exits, not before scratching her behind and wiping her nose. Yes, yes. . MAN: We'll have to change his school. CHILDREN With a little help from us, she could go to university before she . The scene freezes again for BRUCE to talk. You have to force the little squits to toe the line! Matilda Wormwood is an exception . This still, unbroken skin, google_color_link="000000"; We can have our cake and it it too! alice i am a princess bruce and i am a prince lavender, amanda, alice, hortensia mum says i'm an angel sent down from the sky bruce, eric, reginald my daddy says i'm his special little soldier, no one is as handsome, strong as me. You can't. Not a jot! Ciao, Rudolpho. Yesterday, she caught Julius Rottwinkle eating a gobstopper during science. MISS HONEY What? Oh, it's nothing like that. Why? It was the biggest burp I had ever heard, the biggest burp I had ever heard about. Yes, wonderful. ( 3.5 stars) Behold a . But if I try I can remeMber, Look at mummy. google_color_bg="EDC7C2"; Not the end of your nose. DOCTOR The world's greatest acrobat! Matilda tells the story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a sharp mind and a vivid imagination, dares to take a stand to change her story with miraculous results. Great, big, strong, scary woman she is. MATILDA stands at the front of the stage as her classmates walk in and the desks rise from the ground. Wonderful. Finally, he grabs an individual page in glee. You can be all cynical, So, Matilda. And you won't be getting "right" there, oh no. She stops in triumph. [She re-enters her bedroom and jumps onto the bed.] But I'm his little soldier. Miracle! Yes. One hundred and fifty-five brand new luxury cars, sir. MATILDA People whispered that in her dark and brooding heart, she resented the sister, both her success and her love. I ate the lot! Well, I shall take your money when you earn it, and I shall spend it.
. COUPLES We never thought it was possible, MRS WORMWOOD If they start to squeeeeze out of your ears, you're going to need help. MISS HONEY Back. Eight times two is sixteen. Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos, and Hortensia has a few lines. The DOCTOR, MR WORMWOOD, and a male nurse enter. You'll never again be subject to abuse for your immense caboose. In a musical, in the second act, there's often . I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight! And children in the bottom class aren't really expected to read. Matilda! Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. My daddy says I'm his special little guy. RUDOLPHO Her mind is incredible. Alice. You listen here, my dear, Stories. The scene changes to the Wormwood's living room. Ah-ah-aah-ah Never again will she get the best of me Never again will she take away my freedom And we won't forget the day we fought - [KIDS] For the right to be a little bit .
So Matilda gets her rebellious spirit and I wrote Naughty for her, using the structure of When I Grow Up. I mean, what else? Matilda? Make him stop! And therefore, she is guilty! But I shan't enjoy it, because of the despicable way in which you have spoken to me tonight. That's the main thing. And instead of a musical fanfare, there was silence, as he solemnly strode into the room. Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos, and Hortensia has a few lines. . . . DOCTOR and CHILDREN You should stay out of trouble Cover yourself in chocolate glory! MR WORMWOOD takes a mirror that MRS WORMWOOD brandishes. Rebellion is nigh in Matilda JR., a gleefully witty ode to the the anarchy of childhood and the power of imagination! (Performs - Children, Doctor, Mrs Wormwood, Mr Wormwood, Matilda, Company) My mummy says I'm a miracle. Six times two is twelve. I'm sure you'd , MR WORMWOOD Are you smoking a cigarette? Now available for a limited licensing window! MISS TRUNCHBULL What?! And honestly, I was really, definitely, sort of, almost thinking about owning up. 2. MRS WORMWOOD MISS TRUNCHBULL green! [She puts the book in the cupboard and hurries to the hat rack with a bottle reading "sooper gloo". ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] She sat down, and when she got up . MR WORMWOOD You seem to think that people like people what are clever. Brand new stock, sir! I mean, it's got to hurt, all squished in there. FRECKLES THE MUSICAL, Fran Eddy, Triple Dare Productions, 2019 CATCH, Amy, Border Point Films, 2015 ALICE AND LEWIS, Alice Liddell, Behind The Door Productions, 2018 And remember to be eXtremely careful. Matilda Quotes Showing 1-30 of 112. "AMANDA" drops from the rafters above the audience into a pile of coats underneath her. So, what is it? Fun Fact - I can do the wave with my eye brows. Stop being pathetic, Jenny. MISS TRUNCHBULL . This child is a girl. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. 'Cause your life as you know it is ancient history. And if you cry it will be (W) double. . Come stai? MATILDA Hortensia Alternate. They are good runners, sir. ALL GIRLS A storm can begin with the flap of a wing. What's this? And . She holds the hat out to him. Courtesy of Sony Pictures. . To hammer throwing, life, and school MR WORMWOOD kicks her out of the way, talking on the telephone. Tess of the D'urbervilles . Do you think I faltered or amended my rotation? And do you tell them lots of stories like you do with me? If you always take it on the chin and wear it, MRS WORMWOOD [to Nigel] When did this happen? If you sit around and let them get on top, you It's very quaint, it's very sweet, MISS HONEY hurries to pull the cap from NIGEL's mouth. . I think he blinked. She's got no respect, that one. Even if you're little, you can do a lot. I can pretend I'm an . Oh, my head! Hmm. You wouldn't beat them in a race! MR WORMWOOD MR WORMWOOD enters, puffing on a cigarette. 'Cause your life as you know it is "aitcH"-ent history. Matilda, you are so smart. A denizen of the underworld! Everything was arranged by [She pulls her coat over her head to simulate a hunchback, and grabs a large book.] I chose looks! So, erm . Every new life The scene switches to the Wormwood's living room. . Oh, my hair! So go and put some highlights in your hair. Mrs Phelps? . The alphabet? . Well, Matilda Wormwood. Look. TOMMY Oh, did I not mention? Don't put honey on your brother. We're rehearsing. . Knock on the door, Jenny. My name is Miss Honey. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, We cannot simply place her in the top form with the eleven-year-olds. . MATILDA MATILDA . MATILDA collects two dolls from the house. But the "tomato" is a very good word. If you want to throw the hammer for your country, You don't have to cry, you don't have to shout . . DOCTOR He surely can't! Showcase Cinema Warwick you'll want to make sure you're one of the first people to see it! His do-dah. I am a princess, And I am a prince. Yes! MRS WORMWOOD He stands up on a block. MATILDA And another door closes. to read our character analysis for Alice and unlock other amazing theatre resources! Pathetic, little me. If you took your time , CHILDREN Haven't I just told you that she is a gangster? Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! A large iron gate made of square holes of various sizes rolls in from both sides of the stage. MISS TRUNCHBULL Or if the scream in your head even reached your mouth! Angrily, MISS TRUNCHBULL looks from NIGEL to MATILDA and back. . MRS WORMWOOD "Time is on our side. And so you think you're able We must find out how it ends. But here it is, coming true: Lily-Rose. MATILDA If you sit around and let them get on top, you Two times two is four. DOCTOR Now, this is much harder, so don't worry if you don't get it. One should avoid confrontation when possible. . Qui mon fella Italiano. [She flicks the screens off again.] Stand out from the crowd! Ow! But I . Look at that! Oh, you stupid man. It's . MISS TRUNCHBULL MR WORMWOOD Perhaps I'll wait. Composed of some of the finest musical theatre talents of the country, the cast is deep into rehearsals gearing up for a November 10th Opening Night. And I will Teach you a thing or two. A person. the Acrobat's sister, a frightening woman who used to be an Olympic-class hammer-thrower, who loved nothing better than to scare the children of the town. MRS WORMWOOD . MISS HONEY MRS WORMWOOD The cars will break down. And if you want to teach success, She's a tiny girl with brown hair. My daddy says I'm his special little . Then after several seconds, he picks it up and returns to the cake with renewed vigour. Right. Secrets. Oh, cook . in . You can read words. [She grabs a baton with a yellow ribbon attached to it and starts twirling to the music.] RUDOLPHO [She gets on all fours as RUDOLPHO rides her like a horse.] I'm not crying because it's sad. And that's not right. MRS WORMWOOD puts a number on RUDOLPHO's back as though they are competing in a dancing competition. . BIG KIDS Why? Yes, Miss Trunchbull, please, you can! My daddy says I would be the teacher's pet! This miracle . MATILDA 7.1. Considerably roomier inside. Oh, my good Lord! MATILDA No, it's fine. And if you cry it will be double. MISS HONEY is browsing the stacks. Yourself, Matilda? Well, I suppose your mother will be waiting for you. But here it is, coming true: ACT 1. Life's a ball, so learn to throw it, Why? Crime and Punishment . His fingie. Book by Dennis Kelly. And yet every single life, Seven times two is fourteen. If I give the crowd their money back, where is my profit?! Between you and it, Eat! Another flaming book? The Wormwoods laugh. Great, big, question-asking . . My mummy says I'm a miracle, This must confirm, Bruce, MATILDA And so, the great day arrived! And now she's after me! . She puts down the large block and MATILDA stands on it. I am GUILTYwhen the Headmistress says I am GUILTY.". Hortensia . MISS TRUNCHBULL Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. A curtain is wheeled in with the words "5 YEARS AGO" painted on it. But the thing was, I was having a lot of trouble with my belly. LAVENDER All I can say is, thank heavens Michael has inherited his old man's brains, eh, son? off to prison you both shall go!". ". . In business, son, a man's hair is his greatest asset. . CHILDREN . And I shall crush you. MATILDA collects her books. Someone poured a whole can of syrup onto Trunchbull's chair. DOCTOR What about the Bi-Annual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships? MR WORMWOOD Oh! Well, I'd better hang around just in case. DOCTOR in a week. Now, get off to bed, you little bookworm. CHILDREN 1 MRS PHELPS screams and exits. MRS WORMWOOD and MICHAEL down sit in armchairs. . Eventually, they quieten down, but LAVENDER continues to jump up in down next to MATILDA, who is reading. . WOMAN: That's right, honey. You chose books. . They were written that way: You've gotta learn to listen up, kid. . New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall
Please! MATILDA . Two, three, four. Just knock on the door. The sooner you're locked up in that school, the better. You And so it was, they decided to perform the most dangerous feat ever known to man! MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO Bruce! Matilda Wormwood. That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a . I think you'll want your trousers loose. You are not alone. They are all dressed in costume: Eric as Batman, Tommy as the Incredible Hulk, Lavender as a Princess, Nigel as Spiderman, Bruce in army gear, Amanda as Superwoman, Alice as Wonder Woman, Hortensia as a queen. MATILDA THE MUSICAL - ADULT CASTING GUIDELINES - CHARACTER NOTES. . her knickers stayed stuck to the seat! Even me. Don't tell me. //-->. BIG KIDS Flipping, filthy, nasty, stupid Russians! She'll call a truce, Bruce. Good Lord, woman, have you started already? A contract is a contract is a contract! I'm the best! The last thing I do is think about my linesand take deep breaths. You're just wasting enerGy, They never stood a chance. [She takes a mirror from the armchair.] Magnus was his name. MISS TRUNCHBULL Charlie Hodson-Prior as Bruce Bogtrotter: a kid from Crunchem Hall Primary . Rudolpho! That I treated the rules with casual disdain? . Matilda the Musical - Miracle Lyrics. Quite a long way, I think. That's not normal for a five-year-old. You can be all cynical, A bell rings. That's right, honey, look at mummy. Oh, let's put it this way. BIG KID [TAMIKA] . Your old man is going to work. . They took one look at the mileage on the first car and they said that these cars were all knackered. RUDOLPHO enters from behind a gap in the curtain behind her. That makes me so happy. Marquee Theatrical Productions presents. Four COUPLES, crouched down behind the table, begin to stand and speak. Oh RUDOLPHO She was mean and cruel like you can hardly imagine. in my opinion, this little girl should be placed in the top form with the eleven-year-olds! Musical Theatre Quotes. I'm not strong like you, Matilda. [She wraps her hands around MATILDA.] Just knock on the door . Excellent man. We have everything . Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, The table stops and the hands hit the ground. MR WORMWOOD grabs his suitcase and exits along with the lackey. Once Agatha Trunchbull decides you're guilty, you're , BIG KID [TAMIKA] MATILDA Mrs Phelps! There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle NIGEL Knock on the door, Jenny. . Sixteen times two is thirty-two. . MATILDA and ACROBAT [off stage]"It is where the loneliness of life has led us.". The CHILDREN, save BRUCE, but including MISS HONEY, hide under the desks. There's more the second part. Now, look. You gotta be loud! MRS WORMWOOD MISS HONEY. Back before my life had ended, Matilda knew she didn't have the strongest immune system. I can be a soldier. How far can you go? Even if you're little, you can do a lot. No way! DOCTOR Hand's shaking. DOCTOR She puts it down on the desk behind BRUCE. View All Characters in Matilda. Hup, two, four, free. Mum, would you like to hear a story? "So Matilda's strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their books out into the world like ships on the sea. It hovers above him. MISS HONEY Like you, I was curious, What kind of society would that be? . But not just to see their skill, but also to see their love for each other, which was so deep that it was said that cats would purr as they passed them, and dogs would weep with joy.
MISS HONEY I will be brave enough to fight the creatures that you have to fight beneath your bed each night to be a grown up. BOTH: What a dear! The Lord of the Rings . You are guilty, because you are a fiend. It is delineated into "His" and "Hers" sides.] Oil of Violets hair tonic. He is a deadpan comedic character, with various lines and "bits" throughout the show. DOCTOR Er, what books did you read? Matilda Wormwood! . Than the volume with which what you don't know's expressed. Claiming that they know stuff we don't know. Whilst matilda is portrayed as being very honest and innocent her father is corrupt and immoral. I'm afraid I've not been too successful in getting others to recognize your . Gender: Female Range: D5 - C4 In . A little less brains, a lot more hair. Review Highlight: THE DROWSY CHAPERONE - Scottsdal. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Past Matilda. No one's gonna tell you when to shake your tush. [He does a split in front of MISS HONEY. It's not even eight thirty! Babes, I'm on fire, here! I wonder why they didn't just change their story. You are a teacher. Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical: Directed by Matthew Warchus. BIG KIDS and CHILDREN run off. [She pauses and realizes what she has done, and slowly lowers her hands.] Here's what I think of your lovely [He starts pulling at the book as though to tear it apart.]. A life. I was flying past the stars on silver wings matilda said. Answers for Popular English music hall entertainer born Matilda Alice Victoria Wood in 1870 (5,5) crossword clue, 5 letters. If you're stuck in your story and want to get out, BACKGROUND SINGERS Lavender is a girl in Matilda 's class at Crunchem Hall Primary School, and she soon becomes Matilda's best friend. Go on, Brucey! Stand back, son! MISS TRUNCHBULL MR WORMWOOD Dance competition's over. But wrong. Oh [She takes MATILDA by the wrist and leads her to ERIC's desk.] My mummy says I'm a miracle. Like Romeo and Juliet, Neigh! I'm not in favor of girls getting all clever-pants, Miss Hussy. COUPLE 1 Roald Dahl's Matilda, also known as Matilda or Matilda the Musical, is a stage musical with music and lyrics by Tim Minchin and a book by Dennis Kelly, based on the 1988 novel Matilda by Roald Dahl.The musical's narrative centres on Matilda Wormwood, a precocious 5-year-old girl with the gift of telekinesis, who loves reading, overcomes obstacles caused by her family and school, and helps her . . It's just pathetic! And that's not right. ], MISS HONEY These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: You are not alone.". Matilda lies down and flicks off the light. Two BIG KIDS start climbing on the gate, flanking alphabet blocks as they are are pushed through the gate when they are mentioned in the song. Matilda - Musical. You don't need happiness or self-esteem. . This miracle . Standing outside the principal's office like a little girl. I shall pound you. You have a worm, MISS TRUNCHBULL (Male) Headmistress of Crunchem Hall Primary School. Two, three, four! . MISS HONEY, dazed, follows the dance as best she can. Look at him go! RUDOLPHO whips off MRS WORMWOOD's skirt to reveal a shorter skirt made of tassels beneath it. AMANDA and ERIC Five times two is ten. But she is a squib. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, MATILDA enters from her bedroom. . So you're Wormwood, are you? website designed & built . She stands paralyzed in fear. Look at these trophies. With her kind teacher, Miss Honey . Rudolpho is greatly skilled in, and besotted by ballroom dancing, to a professional level; he is described, by Mrs Wormwood, as being 'very supple' and having 'incredible upper-body strength'. Well, this crime took place before school started. Rudolpho is a supporting character featured in Matilda the Musical. And you may sit and read while I teach the others, and, well, if you have any questions, I shall do my best to answer them. And . Green hair? MRS PHELPS "I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.". news, reviews, movie trailers, cinema, DVDs, interviews + film & movie gossip UK & worldwide. COUPLE 4 Hortensia Buckets is a character in Matilda the Musical, As an acceded extra Hortensia appears in the following song "School Song" "Bruce "Revolting Children" "When I Grow Up(reprise)" "Miracle" Jessica Adair Daisy Brophy Shyanne Sanders Oonagh Cox Fleur Houdijk Katie Lee Lauren Henson (September 2017-Present) Vaidile Jonikas (September 2017-Present) Isabella Aleppo (March 2018 . MATILDA Oh, of course. 24. .
Look, I don't suppose we could exchange it for a boy, could we? I'll tell you tomorrow. Yourself, Matilda? Being neglected by her parents means Matilda must nd her own entertainment, role models and morals. Content has never been less important, so It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days. With an owchie . MISS TRUNCHBULL takes BRUCE by the wrist and leads him off the front of the stage. MISS TRUNCHBULL runs in, blowing on her whistle, and chases ERIC down until he is pulled into formation by two BIG KIDS. LAVENDER Two times . Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. MATILDA What's wrong with the telly? Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! They line up at the back of the stage. PARTY ENTERTAINER You oughtn't blame yourself now, come along. Keep out of reach of children. And sailed high up, up above the stands ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. Gender: Female. Even time loves us.". 28 of the best book quotes from Matilda. . Is she here? If you always take it on the chin and wear it, How about this. He'll probably think he's in bed when he wakes up. MISS TRUNCHBULL grabs AMANDA by the pigtails and swings her around and around. . MISS TRUNCHBULL MISS TRUNCHBULL's office, complete with her in a high-backed chair (facing the back of the stage) is wheeled in. That was Miss Honey. Well, take another! And as time passed, they grew quite old, and still they had no child. He's a small, ratty man, with luscious black hair. NIGEL lies down on the ground. . MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO [to MATILDA] You! As I started my spin, did I look at the view? And . COMPANY Just because you find that life's not fair, it Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. My daddy says I'm his special little guy. But even you, Bruce, Here are the best 'Matilda' quotes from the book. MRS WORMWOOD That love and fate and a touch of stupidity [He laughs.] . Oh, parle Italiano? Various singing, dancing, and speaking roles. What is the school motto, Miss Honey? But although they loved each other, although they were famous and everyone loved them, they were sad. "Bambinatum est magitum." I think they just fit. Cancelled, because my wife is . I'm Lavender, and I think it's probably for the best if we're best friends! The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! Lost your appetite? Is it time for school yet, mum? Nobody but me is gonna change my story. DOCTOR That's it! MR WORMWOODLook what I've just found! A single slice, What am I gonna do? MRS WORMWOOD walks back behind the curtain. Mum says I'm a good case for population control. DOCTOR . MATILDA gazes at their dramatic display non-chalantly and holds out a palm to them. Alice has some solo lines, so. It's just a story. My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm. In the musical, he features, in both acts, as Mrs Wormwood's side piece, with whom he habitually competes with in the Bisexual . They embrace and exit out the back of the stage. I stole the cake. MISS HONEY Just you wait for phys-ed. To fetch a pail of water. MATILDA Whatever you do, just don't give in. [She underlines the sentence on the board.]. WOMAN: She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. . BIG KID [BEN] . Little Kids: Matilda's classmates. Join the StageAgent community to read our character analysis for Alice and unlock other amazing theatre resources! google_ad_client="pub-0578131977065548"; He's my dance partner. DOCTOR I don't know. . Who do you think I am, Miss Honey? MRS PHELPS exits with the blocks. Calculate this! The vanity rises again, signifying morning. February 24th 2023. . What? I've got a plane to catch at three. Are you going to tell me a story or not? Yeah, it was, er [He gestures to the lackey.] There's not a lot of difference in size. MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN MATILDA said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. That such frequent miracles don't render each one un-miraculous? CHILDREN and COUPLES arrange themselves behind it. Do you think I would allow myself to be defeated by these maggots, do you? Dennis Kelly
DOCTOR . Oh, my good Lord. Semi-Spanish gown A student at school with Matilda. Because basically a sentence is just a big bunch of words. Standing up for the little spit-ball, are you? 'Cause you've gotta highlight what you got. There are stories so good they can withstand any amount of retelling. The DOCTOR runs behind the table with the others. They dance to the same routine until MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO overtake them with more complicated choreography. . The ESCAPOLOGIST starts to walk in from the back of the stage. . MISS TRUNCHBULL hurries over to AMANDA. Matilda Wormwood (Alisha Weir) is a little girl with big curiosity, a sharp mind and a vivid imagination - and the worst parents in the world. Good hair means a good brain. Jun 15, 2018 - Explore Kristin Wichman's board "Matilda quotes" on Pinterest. Now get out. MISS HONEY, BIG KIDS, and CHILDREN . Children are maggots! He has the very first solo line of the entire show, so make sure to cast a good singer in this role. B-R-O-O-C-E! Big personality. If I let this little girl fall? I think she might be an idiot. as Matilda) and quickly decides that Matilda is her best friend. The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN scurry away. Won't change a thing. Don't be disgusting! Please. ", MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] To survive this mess by being a prince or a princess. RUDOLPHO Oh, very rich. Just because you find that life's not fair, it It was the age of wisdom . . One of the novel's antagonists, Mr. Wormwood is Matilda and Michael 's father, and Mrs. Wormwood 's husband. You'll never again be subject to abuse for your immense caboose. My mummy says I'm a miracle. Look at you trying to hide, silly. You spend us into trouble and you expect me to get us out. Matilda - Musical. . You liked my cake, didn't you, Bruce? Mezcla de cancines del musical "MAtilda: The Musical" en los premios Tony 2013 Don't waste this. Oliver Twist . Oh, yes, she's definitely advanced! It is flanked by AMANDA and ERIC in lab coats over their costumes. Four times two is eight. and astronauts! Ladies and gentlemen! Just knock on the door. Alice Alternate . The chances of existence almost infinitely small. Meet Aisling Ferris - "Alice" in "Matilda the Musical" . The ACROBAT enters from the back of the stage, and the ESCAPOLOGIST takes her by the hand. This is the worst day of my life! . Kim . Cool Words. A child. Come on!] [She shoves ERIC out of his seat so MATILDA can stand on his desk.]. She's reading a book. Oh! Is it some modern miracle of calculus He is a deadpan comedic character, with various lines and "bits" throughout the show. Review by Peter Marks. MATILDA Dance Captain, Swing MR WORMWOOD Told me to watch out for the brat, though; says she's a real wart. No. The DOCTOR and the CHILDREN sing into their stethoscopes. You will soon see there's no escaping tragedy. What? You have to put it right. Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! 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